Classic Film Aficionado Gifts

A 1920's film director with hand-cranked camera and megaphone.

'Hand over the brain.'

"I thought they were cracking down on jaywalking."

John Wayne

'Unfortunately, although I worked on the movie, I did not meet Mr Hitchcock in person...'

The tip of the iceberg

'How about just a 'power nap' with the fishes Don Corleone?'

Charles Laughton caricature

"Don't get excited. It's not about storm chasers."

Anna Magnani

"I often see 'Filmed in Panavision' during the credits of films, but I have absolutely no idea where that is."

Pola Negri

"Don't get too close. He has the Corleone Virus."

"Your policy only covers tornadoes rotating counter-clockwise."

Gene Tierney caricature

Alfred Hitchcock

'This town ain't big enough for the both of us.'

Shirley Temple

'Congratulations, Louigi. You're going to be a made man!'

Claudette Colbert

Franken-steer.

"....To hear those options again, press the pound sign, or click your heels three times to return to the main menu."

"Cratchit would have been better off if he had belonged to a union."

Cinema 'Screen 3, Gone with the wind' single armchair

I'm Spartacus.

'5000 sparrows, 3000 crows, 800 swallows, 150 robins and two lovebirds... Yes Mr Hitchcock, that can be arranged...'

Dawn of Man.

Walter Matthau

Peter Sellers

'Here's looking at you, kid...'

King Kong

Movies through the decades.

Frank N. Stein: 'Sir, there's a mob here to see you. Should I send them in?'

'We got grandpa a plasma HD TV, but he uses it to watch black and white movies on Turner Classic Movies!'

'Movie unmemorabilia' 'Sand from Lawrence of Arabia' etc'