Classic Film Enthusiast Gifts

Recessions -- As Time Goes By.

'Do you have any silent movies? My volume switch is broken.'

'Alfred Hitchhiking.'

The early days of the film industry: 'This is your last chance, Mr Director! If it doesn't work, we'll forget this newfangled thing!'

'This is 'Brief Encounter' - I wish we'd had one!'

The Cows!

'Do you have an agent?'

'He's Spartacus! The one with the dimple.'

Diver encounters shark playing theme from Jaws on a cello

"So it will be your job to take the old black and white films and give thema generous sprinkling of swear words."

'Sheriff Warren instantly recognized the lone stranger, it was the infamous....Billy The Kidney.'

"This is getting embarrassing now. Stop telling everyone we meet you're Iron Man!!"

The Big Bad Wolf blows down a house.

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: Apples, Oranges and Lemmons

King Cow

Chaplin Financial.

"If you're the 'cat's pyjamas' then I'm Ginger Rogers."

"I'm just a giant, rampaging gorilla, standing in front of a girl, asking her to love me."

Audition For the Birds

"You're not being furloughed - just furloughed."

'He says you'll like his friend - his nickname is 'Bogey' & I think it's because he looks like the Hollywood 50's star,Humphrey Bogart'

'He's been like this ever since he watched 'The Great Escape'.'

He's a rebel without a cause.

'well...I don't think I want to invest in Napworks,sorry.'

Need brains, need heart, need ball.s

Car stickers on windscreen 'Ben' 'Her'

"The guy in the black hat is the bad guy!"

Deodorant for King Kong

A man dances in the rain underneath an air conditioner

'In that case, he looks pretty good.'