Classic Film Enthusiast Gifts

Field of unhatched eggs. Caption reads- Prequel to Alfred Hitchcocks 'The Birds'.

Recessions -- As Time Goes By.

'Do you have any silent movies? My volume switch is broken.'

'Alfred Hitchhiking.'

The early days of the film industry: 'This is your last chance, Mr Director! If it doesn't work, we'll forget this newfangled thing!'

Michael Caine.

'This is 'Brief Encounter' - I wish we'd had one!'

The Cows!

Kenneth Williams.

'Do you have an agent?'

'He's Spartacus! The one with the dimple.'

Diver encounters shark playing theme from Jaws on a cello

After selling his life story, with movie and merchandising rights, Zorro had a new mark.

"So it will be your job to take the old black and white films and give thema generous sprinkling of swear words."

Telly Savalas

'Sheriff Warren instantly recognized the lone stranger, it was the infamous....Billy The Kidney.'

John Wayne

Lana Turner

"Whatcha watching, Dad?"

Umbrella Monroe

Bing Crosby

"It's the press. They want to know if you have anything to say about the sexual harassment charges being levied against you."

"Whatcha gonna do with that there stick Ennio?"

Maureen Paula O'Sullivan caricature

Kim Novak caricature

"This is getting embarrassing now. Stop telling everyone we meet you're Iron Man!!"

The Big Bad Wolf blows down a house.

Humphrey Bogart

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: Apples, Oranges and Lemmons

King Cow

Chaplin Financial.

"If you're the 'cat's pyjamas' then I'm Ginger Rogers."

"I'm just a giant, rampaging gorilla, standing in front of a girl, asking her to love me."

"Oh, hello, there. Is this Mary Feeney? Hello, there. This is Marty Piletti. I wonder if you recall me. Well, I'm kind of a stocky guy. The last time we met was in the RKO Chester. You was with a friend of yours, and I was with a friend of mine name of Angie." Actually, none of this is true, of course. It's dialogue from the 1955 movie "Marty," starring Ernest Borgnine. In the film, Marty failed to get a date, but Borgnine went on to win an Oscar. I'm hoping to one or both of those things to hap

Today on the Ask Sadie Show, we'll be addressing one single topic: Kevin Spacey. Specifically, we'll talk about that delightful television drama he stars in alongside one of my favorite actresses. Also, my tv has been at the repairman's shop for a couple weeks, so maybe you nice callers can fill me in on any big news stories I may have missed. Anyhow, I once met that nice young Mr. Spacey. He gave me a signed DVD of "American Beauty." I don't have a DVD machine, but I framed it because the cover