Classic Film Lovers Gifts

"Me? I'm just here for the babes."

King Kong yelling for the 'Elevator!' on top of the Empire State Building

'You know, it's kind of nice turning off the sound, turning on closed caption, and listening to piano music.'

'Last night I had a weird dream. It was in old wide screen cinemascope and technicolor and Charleston Heston wasn't in it.'

Screenwriters pitch movie to studio boss: 'It's a reinterpretation of Bicycle Thieves, that classic of Italian neo-realism. We're calling it, Dude, Where's My Chopper?'

King Kong uses fly spray against the pesky planes on top of the Empire State Building

Leslie Caron.

"I thought they were cracking down on jaywalking."

Star Wars vs Star Trek

"Gone with the wind with cats" "Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn." "Me neither, who cares—let's take a nap."

"Housekeeping?!"

"If you wish to manifest here, you'll have to change. We don't allow anything past 1950."

'I have a feeling we are not in Kansas anymore.'

Of all the gin joints, in all the towns, in all the world, in all the solar systems, in all the galaxies, in all the universe, she walks into mine.

Two men in love, sitting in vintage champaign glasses

All-Verbal Westerns

"'Tis but a scratch — in America, I'd still have to go in for work today."

Did you ever get that feeling in the moonlight?

"You funnin' me, bub?"

The Scarecrow Gets A Brain From Igor

"Citizen Kane first draft... Citizen Kane By Orson Welles & Herman J. Mankiewicz Int. Kane's bedroom Kane's old voice Call a freaking ambulance! Rosebud..."

A 1920's film director with hand-cranked camera and megaphone.

Old Wine in an Old Bottle

I'm Spartacus.

'Because it was there, Dave, because it was there.'

Queen Kong

Martin Scorsese

Wizard of Oz - repeat fees

"And make sure you get my daughter home before sunrise..!"

"Homes on Holmes"

'I want a brain, but I'd settle for buns of steel!'

Cary Grant

"I'm just gonna reach in my back pocket real slow-like and turn off my ringer."

Renee Zellweger as Judy Garland

Jack Nicholson