Classic Movies Lover Gifts

All-Verbal Westerns

Screenwriters pitch movie to studio boss: 'It's a reinterpretation of Bicycle Thieves, that classic of Italian neo-realism. We're calling it, Dude, Where's My Chopper?'

King Kong uses fly spray against the pesky planes on top of the Empire State Building

Leslie Caron.

"I thought they were cracking down on jaywalking."

"If you wish to manifest here, you'll have to change. We don't allow anything past 1950."

"Gone with the wind with cats" "Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn." "Me neither, who cares—let's take a nap."

Star Wars vs Star Trek

"Housekeeping?!"

'I have a feeling we are not in Kansas anymore.'

"Citizen Kane first draft... Citizen Kane By Orson Welles & Herman J. Mankiewicz Int. Kane's bedroom Kane's old voice Call a freaking ambulance! Rosebud..."

Of all the gin joints, in all the towns, in all the world, in all the solar systems, in all the galaxies, in all the universe, she walks into mine.

"'Tis but a scratch — in America, I'd still have to go in for work today."

The Scarecrow Gets A Brain From Igor

Did you ever get that feeling in the moonlight?

Two men in love, sitting in vintage champaign glasses

"You funnin' me, bub?"

A 1920's film director with hand-cranked camera and megaphone.

Old Wine in an Old Bottle

Wizard of Oz - repeat fees

Martin Scorsese

I'm Spartacus.

'Because it was there, Dave, because it was there.'

"Homes on Holmes"

Queen Kong

"And make sure you get my daughter home before sunrise..!"

'I want a brain, but I'd settle for buns of steel!'

'...tonights main feature is silent and in black and white.'

"Whatcha watching, Dad?"

After selling his life story, with movie and merchandising rights, Zorro had a new mark.

Renee Zellweger as Judy Garland

Ask Sadie! I just read an article where Daisy Ridley said J.J. Abrams wrote drafts for Episode VIII and Episode IX. And then Rian Johnson THREW THAT OUT and went a whole different direction. This makes me lose all faith in Star Wars. Am I overreacting? **Actual reader question. Excellent question. This reminds me of the time I saw Gone with the Wind on opening day. I was the invited guest of an elderly veteran of the Civil War. He couldn't stop yammering about how seceding from the union didn't

Fred Astaire

"I'm just gonna reach in my back pocket real slow-like and turn off my ringer."

Cary Grant