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All-Verbal Westerns

Screenwriters pitch movie to studio boss: 'It's a reinterpretation of Bicycle Thieves, that classic of Italian neo-realism. We're calling it, Dude, Where's My Chopper?'

King Kong uses fly spray against the pesky planes on top of the Empire State Building

"I thought they were cracking down on jaywalking."

"Gone with the wind with cats" "Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn." "Me neither, who cares—let's take a nap."

"Housekeeping?!"

"If you wish to manifest here, you'll have to change. We don't allow anything past 1950."

"You funnin' me, bub?"

"Citizen Kane first draft... Citizen Kane By Orson Welles & Herman J. Mankiewicz Int. Kane's bedroom Kane's old voice Call a freaking ambulance! Rosebud..."

The Scarecrow Gets A Brain From Igor

Two men in love, sitting in vintage champaign glasses

Did you ever get that feeling in the moonlight?

"'Tis but a scratch — in America, I'd still have to go in for work today."

A 1920's film director with hand-cranked camera and megaphone.

Old Wine in an Old Bottle

"Homes on Holmes"

Queen Kong

"And make sure you get my daughter home before sunrise..!"

'Because it was there, Dave, because it was there.'

Wizard of Oz - repeat fees

I'm Spartacus.

'I want a brain, but I'd settle for buns of steel!'

'...tonights main feature is silent and in black and white.'

"I'm just gonna reach in my back pocket real slow-like and turn off my ringer."