Classic Movie Enthusiast T-Shirts

Man in top hat and tails waiting to cross road, traffic lights read 'Don't Dance'.

Lassie gets confused on set.

'Heart transplants, yes. Brain transplants, no.'

'Not guilty by reason of a 1947 Bela Lugosi movie, Your Honor.'

Did you ever get that feeling in the moonlight?

The Mummy's curse

"OW!!! - I keep biting my lip...!"

BABS WINDSOR R.I.P. Ooh, saucy!

"And make sure you get my daughter home before sunrise..!"

"What's a nice plaice like you, doing in a girl like this...?"

"Dad, Cruz and I are going to see 'Planet of the Apes.'"

"Hey buddy, you got a spare oil can?"

Humphrey Bogart

Bates Motel has a vacancy.

'It's alright as quests go, but it doesn't have Lassie in it...'

"Where is Liz Taylor in my hour of need?"

Charles Bronson

'Have your girl get back to my girl.'

Al Pacino

'I'll be the back yard cutting firewood. Have you seen my protective goggles?. . .Well, luckily I kept my old hockey mask!'

'Grandpa hasn't trusted any politician since Jimmy Stewart played in 'Mr Smith Goes to Washington'.'

James Stewart

Have you seen Dorothy lately? She's sooo over the rainbow!

"You funnin' me, bub?"

Rick's Wireless Caf

"Excuse me... We're looking for the Black Lagoon."

Robert Mitchum

"We'll always have Paris. ... Wait, was that you?"

Screenwriters pitch movie to studio boss: 'It's a reinterpretation of Bicycle Thieves, that classic of Italian neo-realism. We're calling it, Dude, Where's My Chopper?'

Herman Mankiewicz

King Kong uses fly spray against the pesky planes on top of the Empire State Building

Leslie Caron.

'I don't believe it. Five minutes after he gets the darn thing, he has an arrest!'

"I thought they were cracking down on jaywalking."

A huge shark is about to attack a small fishing boat and one of the guys is saying 'Listen... there's that creepy music again' as an orchestra of fish, crabs and an octopus play the theme from Jaws.