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A 1920's film director with hand-cranked camera and megaphone.

'Hand over the brain.'

"I thought they were cracking down on jaywalking."

The tip of the iceberg

'How about just a 'power nap' with the fishes Don Corleone?'

Cinema 'Screen 3, Gone with the wind' single armchair

I'm Spartacus.

Franken-steer.

Movies through the decades.

Frank N. Stein: 'Sir, there's a mob here to see you. Should I send them in?'

'We got grandpa a plasma HD TV, but he uses it to watch black and white movies on Turner Classic Movies!'

"Cratchit would have been better off if he had belonged to a union."

"....To hear those options again, press the pound sign, or click your heels three times to return to the main menu."

"Don't get excited. It's not about storm chasers."

Pola Negri

"Don't get too close. He has the Corleone Virus."

Charles Laughton caricature

Gene Tierney caricature

Alfred Hitchcock

'I thought 'Goodbye, Mr. Chips' waa about some technology geek.'

'Congratulations, Louigi. You're going to be a made man!'

'This town ain't big enough for the both of us.'

"Your policy only covers tornadoes rotating counter-clockwise."

A general points out his ribbons which signify films he has watched.

"They did the brunch! They did the monster brunch!"

"Homes on Holmes"

"Here's looking at me, kid."

Michael Douglas

"Norm"

Rosemary's Baby Turns Twenty-Seven

Pulp Science Fiction

"I'm sorry, Rhett, but now I don't give a damn."

"I was different people then!"

"I did not ram Preston Sturges down their throats."

"You're a demanding little chap. The nearest telephone is in the next century."