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Clark Gable.

At a silent moment - I don't know Slim, it's quiet.. a little too quiet.

Charlie Chaplin

Screenwriters pitch movie to studio boss: 'It's a reinterpretation of Bicycle Thieves, that classic of Italian neo-realism. We're calling it, Dude, Where's My Chopper?'

Herman Mankiewicz

King Kong uses fly spray against the pesky planes on top of the Empire State Building

Leslie Caron.

"I thought they were cracking down on jaywalking."

"Housekeeping?!"

Star Wars vs Star Trek

"If you wish to manifest here, you'll have to change. We don't allow anything past 1950."

Marilyn Monroe - Spot the Difference

"Gone with the wind with cats" "Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn." "Me neither, who cares—let's take a nap."

'I have a feeling we are not in Kansas anymore.'

Buster Keaton

Did you ever get that feeling in the moonlight?

"You funnin' me, bub?"

"Citizen Kane first draft... Citizen Kane By Orson Welles & Herman J. Mankiewicz Int. Kane's bedroom Kane's old voice Call a freaking ambulance! Rosebud..."

Of all the gin joints, in all the towns, in all the world, in all the solar systems, in all the galaxies, in all the universe, she walks into mine.

Two men in love, sitting in vintage champaign glasses

A 1920's film director with hand-cranked camera and megaphone.

Old Wine in an Old Bottle

"Then leave the horses head in the Futon." Middle-class mafia

I'm Spartacus.

'Because it was there, Dave, because it was there.'

Martin Scorsese

"Homes on Holmes"

Queen Kong

"And make sure you get my daughter home before sunrise..!"

'I want a brain, but I'd settle for buns of steel!'

Renee Zellweger as Judy Garland

"I'm just gonna reach in my back pocket real slow-like and turn off my ringer."

'...tonights main feature is silent and in black and white.'

Fred Astaire

"Whatcha watching, Dad?"