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Edward Loves Mae Marsh

'...and then...then...he tells me that he only married me because Doris Day wasn't available.'

Laurel and Hardy

Leslie Caron.

Men looking at black screen, "I call it film noir"

'This is one of our most recent vintages!'

Comedy Cafe

Buster Keaton

Jimmy Cagney.

Riverboat 4 Square Hustlers

"I always thought of my childhood home as being larger."

"You funnin' me, bub?"

A 1920's film director with hand-cranked camera and megaphone.

'Don't ask questions, Ralph, just tell me who you'd rather look like - Sean Connery or Robert Redford.'

"They must be from a time when it was safe to meet in the park at night."

I'm Spartacus.

"It was her mothers"

'My - You've matured, my dear.'

Stan Laural & Oliver Hardy.

"Whatcha watching, Dad?"

Hitchcock's The Birds

'...tonights main feature is silent and in black and white.'

Lumiere brothers caricature

"He's a real throwback. He does all his own publicity stunts."

Fred Astaire

'You believed Bing Crosby was a priest. Why can't you believe Ronald Reagan was a president?'

Too young for the sixties, too squeamish for the seventies, too unambitious for the eighties, too technophobic for the 90s, too poor for the '00s, too old for the 'teens."

Romy Schneider

"Clark Gable, Gary Cooper, Cary Grant -- they're all gone. But Marcus is still here."

Phantom of Casablanca

Tin Man Visits New York

Fredrich March as Dr. Jekyll

"Fashion over function!"

A Gambling Scene At Pike's Peak, Colorado

The Bride of Frankenstein