Classic Movie Aficionado T-Shirts

'You have the right to remain silent.'

'You'd think they would have at least rounded it up to fifty bucks!'

"I don't want to retire. I want to spend more time with the family."

Kong for a day

"We decided to hang on to the old black-and-white set for watching colorized films."

WickerManhattan

Frank Sinatra.

'We interrupt this program to bring you some late-breaking news...'

Kirk Douglas

"That Luca Brasi is some kind of pervert."

Roman

Mackerel on 34th Street

Herman Mankiewicz

Leslie Caron.

'I don't believe it. Five minutes after he gets the darn thing, he has an arrest!'

"I thought they were cracking down on jaywalking."

"If you wish to manifest here, you'll have to change. We don't allow anything past 1950."

A huge shark is about to attack a small fishing boat and one of the guys is saying 'Listen... there's that creepy music again' as an orchestra of fish, crabs and an octopus play the theme from Jaws.

Marilyn Monroe - Spot the Difference

Tarzan of the damn dirty apes.

Star Wars vs Star Trek

Illustration from an Unpublished Novel

Now that you have a heart, you really should switch to polyunsaturated oil.

Buster Keaton

Jimmy Cagney.

'Come quick: Rin Tin Tin is on TV again...'

Did you ever get that feeling in the moonlight?

"'Tis but a scratch — in America, I'd still have to go in for work today."

The Scarecrow Gets A Brain From Igor

Two men in love, sitting in vintage champaign glasses

All-Verbal Westerns

"You funnin' me, bub?"

A 1920's film director with hand-cranked camera and megaphone.

Old Wine in an Old Bottle

I'm Spartacus.