Classic Movie Aficionado Prints

'You have the right to remain silent.'

'You'd think they would have at least rounded it up to fifty bucks!'

"I don't want to retire. I want to spend more time with the family."

Kong for a day

"We decided to hang on to the old black-and-white set for watching colorized films."

'We interrupt this program to bring you some late-breaking news...'

Roman

Mackerel on 34th Street

Herman Mankiewicz

'I don't believe it. Five minutes after he gets the darn thing, he has an arrest!'

"I thought they were cracking down on jaywalking."

Illustration from an Unpublished Novel

A huge shark is about to attack a small fishing boat and one of the guys is saying 'Listen... there's that creepy music again' as an orchestra of fish, crabs and an octopus play the theme from Jaws.

"If you wish to manifest here, you'll have to change. We don't allow anything past 1950."

Marilyn Monroe - Spot the Difference

The Scarecrow Gets A Brain From Igor

Two men in love, sitting in vintage champaign glasses

All-Verbal Westerns

Did you ever get that feeling in the moonlight?

"You funnin' me, bub?"

"'Tis but a scratch — in America, I'd still have to go in for work today."

'Come quick: Rin Tin Tin is on TV again...'

A 1920's film director with hand-cranked camera and megaphone.

Old Wine in an Old Bottle

"And make sure you get my daughter home before sunrise..!"

"Then leave the horses head in the Futon." Middle-class mafia

"Homes on Holmes"

I'm Spartacus.

'Because it was there, Dave, because it was there.'

'I want a brain, but I'd settle for buns of steel!'

"All my stuff is 'Rosebud'."

"It's not Kansas, Totem, but I can settle for it."