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"The slave Spartacus has picked this week's lottery numbers!"

Herman Mankiewicz

Leslie Caron.

'I don't believe it. Five minutes after he gets the darn thing, he has an arrest!'

"I thought they were cracking down on jaywalking."

A huge shark is about to attack a small fishing boat and one of the guys is saying 'Listen... there's that creepy music again' as an orchestra of fish, crabs and an octopus play the theme from Jaws.

Star Wars vs Star Trek

Tarzan of the damn dirty apes.

"If you wish to manifest here, you'll have to change. We don't allow anything past 1950."

Now that you have a heart, you really should switch to polyunsaturated oil.

Buster Keaton

"You funnin' me, bub?"

'Come quick: Rin Tin Tin is on TV again...'

All-Verbal Westerns

Two men in love, sitting in vintage champaign glasses

Did you ever get that feeling in the moonlight?

A 1920's film director with hand-cranked camera and megaphone.

Old Wine in an Old Bottle

"Homes on Holmes"

"Then leave the horses head in the Futon." Middle-class mafia

Martin Scorsese

'Because it was there, Dave, because it was there.'

"And make sure you get my daughter home before sunrise..!"

I'm Spartacus.

'I want a brain, but I'd settle for buns of steel!'

Movies through the decades.

I hope that "golden showers" dossier about Trump is true. That'd be awesome. How so, little buddy? Well, I was always a big fan of the cold war. I loved "Red Dawn" and "War Games" and "James Bond" and all those really cool cold war movies. If it's true that our new president is actually being blackmailed by the Russians, we might finally have a real "Manchurian Candidate." I've calculated that the number of "Twilight Zone" episodes that might still come true has just grown by half a dozen. I hop

After selling his life story, with movie and merchandising rights, Zorro had a new mark.

Renee Zellweger as Judy Garland

'I'll be the back yard cutting firewood. Have you seen my protective goggles?. . .Well, luckily I kept my old hockey mask!'

Laurel and Hardy

"Whatcha watching, Dad?"

To paraphrase Humphrey Bogart in "Casablanca," "Of all the comic strips in all the newspapers in all the world, you walk into mine." ? ? ?

"It's not Kansas, Totem, but I can settle for it."