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"One for the yellow brick road?"

"He's been upset since they colorized 'It's a Wonderful Life,' and I think it's finally pushed Him over the edge!"

'Quickly, Janice, where do you keep the sellotape?'

"Should we watch the movie whose title we can't remember or the one whose title we can't pronounce?"

"I'm not finding anything on these dating sites for you. We may have to take more radical action."

In the Waterfront

Screenwriters pitch movie to studio boss: 'It's a reinterpretation of Bicycle Thieves, that classic of Italian neo-realism. We're calling it, Dude, Where's My Chopper?'

Herman Mankiewicz

King Kong uses fly spray against the pesky planes on top of the Empire State Building

"I thought they were cracking down on jaywalking."

"If you wish to manifest here, you'll have to change. We don't allow anything past 1950."

"Gone with the wind with cats" "Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn." "Me neither, who cares—let's take a nap."

"Housekeeping?!"

Marilyn Monroe - Spot the Difference

'This is the worst film noir I've ever seen.'

Two men in love, sitting in vintage champaign glasses

"You funnin' me, bub?"

Did you ever get that feeling in the moonlight?

"Citizen Kane first draft... Citizen Kane By Orson Welles & Herman J. Mankiewicz Int. Kane's bedroom Kane's old voice Call a freaking ambulance! Rosebud..."

A 1920's film director with hand-cranked camera and megaphone.

Old Wine in an Old Bottle

Queen Kong

'Because it was there, Dave, because it was there.'

"Then leave the horses head in the Futon." Middle-class mafia

"And make sure you get my daughter home before sunrise..!"

"Homes on Holmes"

I'm Spartacus.

'I want a brain, but I'd settle for buns of steel!'

'...tonights main feature is silent and in black and white.'

"I'm just gonna reach in my back pocket real slow-like and turn off my ringer."