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"You laughing at my mule?"

"One for the yellow brick road?"

"He's been upset since they colorized 'It's a Wonderful Life,' and I think it's finally pushed Him over the edge!"

Steve McQueen.

'Quickly, Janice, where do you keep the sellotape?'

Buster Keaton

"Should we watch the movie whose title we can't remember or the one whose title we can't pronounce?"

"I'm not finding anything on these dating sites for you. We may have to take more radical action."

In the Waterfront

"And to think I always thought you walked with an ominous elegance like Henry Fonda."

If Mary Poppins had drifted in Oz instead of Professor Marvel.

Screenwriters pitch movie to studio boss: 'It's a reinterpretation of Bicycle Thieves, that classic of Italian neo-realism. We're calling it, Dude, Where's My Chopper?'

Herman Mankiewicz

King Kong uses fly spray against the pesky planes on top of the Empire State Building

Leslie Caron.

"I thought they were cracking down on jaywalking."

Star Wars vs Star Trek

"If you wish to manifest here, you'll have to change. We don't allow anything past 1950."

"Gone with the wind with cats" "Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn." "Me neither, who cares—let's take a nap."

Marilyn Monroe - Spot the Difference

"Housekeeping?!"

'This is the worst film noir I've ever seen.'

'I have a feeling we are not in Kansas anymore.'

"You funnin' me, bub?"

Two men in love, sitting in vintage champaign glasses

"Citizen Kane first draft... Citizen Kane By Orson Welles & Herman J. Mankiewicz Int. Kane's bedroom Kane's old voice Call a freaking ambulance! Rosebud..."

Of all the gin joints, in all the towns, in all the world, in all the solar systems, in all the galaxies, in all the universe, she walks into mine.

Did you ever get that feeling in the moonlight?

A 1920's film director with hand-cranked camera and megaphone.

Old Wine in an Old Bottle

Queen Kong

"And make sure you get my daughter home before sunrise..!"

Martin Scorsese

I'm Spartacus.

'Because it was there, Dave, because it was there.'