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"Fred and Ginger, but of course not the Fred and Ginger."

Spencer Tracy

"How do those feel? Click them together a few times."

Screenwriters pitch movie to studio boss: 'It's a reinterpretation of Bicycle Thieves, that classic of Italian neo-realism. We're calling it, Dude, Where's My Chopper?'

Herman Mankiewicz

King Kong uses fly spray against the pesky planes on top of the Empire State Building

"I thought they were cracking down on jaywalking."

Star Wars vs Star Trek

"Housekeeping?!"

"Gone with the wind with cats" "Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn." "Me neither, who cares—let's take a nap."

'I have a feeling we are not in Kansas anymore.'

Did you ever get that feeling in the moonlight?

Of all the gin joints, in all the towns, in all the world, in all the solar systems, in all the galaxies, in all the universe, she walks into mine.

"You funnin' me, bub?"

The Scarecrow Gets A Brain From Igor

"'Tis but a scratch — in America, I'd still have to go in for work today."

All-Verbal Westerns

"Citizen Kane first draft... Citizen Kane By Orson Welles & Herman J. Mankiewicz Int. Kane's bedroom Kane's old voice Call a freaking ambulance! Rosebud..."

A 1920's film director with hand-cranked camera and megaphone.

Queen Kong

"Homes on Holmes"

"And make sure you get my daughter home before sunrise..!"

I'm Spartacus.

Wizard of Oz - repeat fees

'Because it was there, Dave, because it was there.'

Ask Sadie! I just read an article where Daisy Ridley said J.J. Abrams wrote drafts for Episode VIII and Episode IX. And then Rian Johnson THREW THAT OUT and went a whole different direction. This makes me lose all faith in Star Wars. Am I overreacting? **Actual reader question. Excellent question. This reminds me of the time I saw Gone with the Wind on opening day. I was the invited guest of an elderly veteran of the Civil War. He couldn't stop yammering about how seceding from the union didn't

Fred Astaire

Movies through the decades.

To paraphrase Humphrey Bogart in "Casablanca," "Of all the comic strips in all the newspapers in all the world, you walk into mine." ? ? ?

Jack Nicholson

After selling his life story, with movie and merchandising rights, Zorro had a new mark.

'I'll be the back yard cutting firewood. Have you seen my protective goggles?. . .Well, luckily I kept my old hockey mask!'

"Whatcha watching, Dad?"

"I'm just gonna reach in my back pocket real slow-like and turn off my ringer."

King Kong