Classic Film Aficionados T-Shirts

Grauchos

Uh Oh...

Yellow-brick Roadworks

"Shouldn't there be a Trigger warning on this?"

Herman Mankiewicz

"I thought they were cracking down on jaywalking."

Star Wars vs Star Trek

The Scarecrow Gets A Brain From Igor

"You funnin' me, bub?"

"'Tis but a scratch — in America, I'd still have to go in for work today."

Did you ever get that feeling in the moonlight?

"Citizen Kane first draft... Citizen Kane By Orson Welles & Herman J. Mankiewicz Int. Kane's bedroom Kane's old voice Call a freaking ambulance! Rosebud..."

All-Verbal Westerns

A 1920's film director with hand-cranked camera and megaphone.

'Because it was there, Dave, because it was there.'

Queen Kong

"And make sure you get my daughter home before sunrise..!"

"Homes on Holmes"

Wizard of Oz - repeat fees

I'm Spartacus.

Fred Astaire

I hope that "golden showers" dossier about Trump is true. That'd be awesome. How so, little buddy? Well, I was always a big fan of the cold war. I loved "Red Dawn" and "War Games" and "James Bond" and all those really cool cold war movies. If it's true that our new president is actually being blackmailed by the Russians, we might finally have a real "Manchurian Candidate." I've calculated that the number of "Twilight Zone" episodes that might still come true has just grown by half a dozen. I hop

King Kong

To paraphrase Humphrey Bogart in "Casablanca," "Of all the comic strips in all the newspapers in all the world, you walk into mine." ? ? ?

Cary Grant

"Whatcha watching, Dad?"

After selling his life story, with movie and merchandising rights, Zorro had a new mark.

'I'll be the back yard cutting firewood. Have you seen my protective goggles?. . .Well, luckily I kept my old hockey mask!'

Movies through the decades.

'Business was slow, slower than a fat tortoise with a limp. The phone hadn't rung for so long I thought it must be out of order. The new competition was good, very good. Who was this 'Google' guy?'

2001: A Space Odyssey - Updated

'Now I know why they called this airco model 'Marilyn Monroe'.'

Janet Leigh

Gene Tierney caricature

Frank Sinatra.