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Screenwriters pitch movie to studio boss: 'It's a reinterpretation of Bicycle Thieves, that classic of Italian neo-realism. We're calling it, Dude, Where's My Chopper?'

King Kong uses fly spray against the pesky planes on top of the Empire State Building

'I don't believe it. Five minutes after he gets the darn thing, he has an arrest!'

"I thought they were cracking down on jaywalking."

"Gone with the wind with cats" "Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn." "Me neither, who cares—let's take a nap."

"Housekeeping?!"

A huge shark is about to attack a small fishing boat and one of the guys is saying 'Listen... there's that creepy music again' as an orchestra of fish, crabs and an octopus play the theme from Jaws.

Did you ever get that feeling in the moonlight?

"Citizen Kane first draft... Citizen Kane By Orson Welles & Herman J. Mankiewicz Int. Kane's bedroom Kane's old voice Call a freaking ambulance! Rosebud..."

"'Tis but a scratch — in America, I'd still have to go in for work today."

The Scarecrow Gets A Brain From Igor

"You funnin' me, bub?"

'Come quick: Rin Tin Tin is on TV again...'

All-Verbal Westerns

A 1920's film director with hand-cranked camera and megaphone.

I'm Spartacus.

'Because it was there, Dave, because it was there.'

"And make sure you get my daughter home before sunrise..!"

Wizard of Oz - repeat fees

"Homes on Holmes"

Queen Kong

"I'm just gonna reach in my back pocket real slow-like and turn off my ringer."

"It's not Kansas, Totem, but I can settle for it."