Fans Of Classic Films Gifts

My goldfish has an odd look on his face, Al

Screenwriters pitch movie to studio boss: 'It's a reinterpretation of Bicycle Thieves, that classic of Italian neo-realism. We're calling it, Dude, Where's My Chopper?'

King Kong uses fly spray against the pesky planes on top of the Empire State Building

'I don't believe it. Five minutes after he gets the darn thing, he has an arrest!'

"I thought they were cracking down on jaywalking."

Star Wars vs Star Trek

Tarzan of the damn dirty apes.

"Housekeeping?!"

"Gone with the wind with cats" "Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn." "Me neither, who cares—let's take a nap."

A huge shark is about to attack a small fishing boat and one of the guys is saying 'Listen... there's that creepy music again' as an orchestra of fish, crabs and an octopus play the theme from Jaws.

'I have a feeling we are not in Kansas anymore.'

Now that you have a heart, you really should switch to polyunsaturated oil.

All-Verbal Westerns

Did you ever get that feeling in the moonlight?

"Citizen Kane first draft... Citizen Kane By Orson Welles & Herman J. Mankiewicz Int. Kane's bedroom Kane's old voice Call a freaking ambulance! Rosebud..."

Of all the gin joints, in all the towns, in all the world, in all the solar systems, in all the galaxies, in all the universe, she walks into mine.

The Scarecrow Gets A Brain From Igor

"You funnin' me, bub?"

'Come quick: Rin Tin Tin is on TV again...'

"'Tis but a scratch — in America, I'd still have to go in for work today."

A 1920's film director with hand-cranked camera and megaphone.

I'm Spartacus.

Wizard of Oz - repeat fees

'Because it was there, Dave, because it was there.'

"Homes on Holmes"

"And make sure you get my daughter home before sunrise..!"

Queen Kong

"I'm just gonna reach in my back pocket real slow-like and turn off my ringer."

Cary Grant

"Whatcha watching, Dad?"

After selling his life story, with movie and merchandising rights, Zorro had a new mark.

"It's not Kansas, Totem, but I can settle for it."

Fred Astaire

Jack Nicholson

'I'll be the back yard cutting firewood. Have you seen my protective goggles?. . .Well, luckily I kept my old hockey mask!'