Classic Cinema Fans Gifts

'Of all the lemonade joints in all the world....'

"Come in, I've been expecting you..."

Herman Mankiewicz

'R2-D2 is not in. Please leave a message after the beep-wheep-zip-booop ...'

'He likes to power nap.'

"You should be sniffed, and often, by someone who knows how."

'I don't believe it. Five minutes after he gets the darn thing, he has an arrest!'

Comedy Cafe

"...You talking to me? Well, I'm the only one here... You talking to me?!" "Narcissus De Niro"

"I'm the bad guy..."

Tarzan of the damn dirty apes.

A huge shark is about to attack a small fishing boat and one of the guys is saying 'Listen... there's that creepy music again' as an orchestra of fish, crabs and an octopus play the theme from Jaws.

Now that you have a heart, you really should switch to polyunsaturated oil.

Jimmy Cagney.

"Citizen Kane first draft... Citizen Kane By Orson Welles & Herman J. Mankiewicz Int. Kane's bedroom Kane's old voice Call a freaking ambulance! Rosebud..."

'Come quick: Rin Tin Tin is on TV again...'

The Scarecrow Gets A Brain From Igor

"'Tis but a scratch — in America, I'd still have to go in for work today."

"You funnin' me, bub?"

Titanic: How's my steering.

Did you ever get that feeling in the moonlight?

David Niven caricature

Queen Kong

Wizard of Oz - repeat fees

"And make sure you get my daughter home before sunrise..!"

Michael Caine

Fred Astaire

Cary Grant

'I'll be the back yard cutting firewood. Have you seen my protective goggles?. . .Well, luckily I kept my old hockey mask!'

"Whatcha watching, Dad?"

"Although the depiction of gangland activity in this film is not accurate over all, I would like to go on record as saying that I am not entirely displeased with Mr. Robert De Niro's portrayal of a gentleman whom I take to have been a former associate of yours truly."

I hope that "golden showers" dossier about Trump is true. That'd be awesome. How so, little buddy? Well, I was always a big fan of the cold war. I loved "Red Dawn" and "War Games" and "James Bond" and all those really cool cold war movies. If it's true that our new president is actually being blackmailed by the Russians, we might finally have a real "Manchurian Candidate." I've calculated that the number of "Twilight Zone" episodes that might still come true has just grown by half a dozen. I hop

"It's not Kansas, Totem, but I can settle for it."

After selling his life story, with movie and merchandising rights, Zorro had a new mark.

'Do you mind if I take a straw?'