Classic Cinema Enthusiasts Gifts

"You know, Tin Man, each time you visit my wifi really improves!"

Herman Mankiewicz

"I thought they were cracking down on jaywalking."

Star Wars vs Star Trek

"'Tis but a scratch — in America, I'd still have to go in for work today."

Did you ever get that feeling in the moonlight?

All-Verbal Westerns

"You funnin' me, bub?"

The Scarecrow Gets A Brain From Igor

"Citizen Kane first draft... Citizen Kane By Orson Welles & Herman J. Mankiewicz Int. Kane's bedroom Kane's old voice Call a freaking ambulance! Rosebud..."

A 1920's film director with hand-cranked camera and megaphone.

'Don't ask questions, Ralph, just tell me who you'd rather look like - Sean Connery or Robert Redford.'

"And make sure you get my daughter home before sunrise..!"

Queen Kong

Wizard of Oz - repeat fees

"Homes on Holmes"

I'm Spartacus.

'Because it was there, Dave, because it was there.'

Movies through the decades.

After selling his life story, with movie and merchandising rights, Zorro had a new mark.

Fred Astaire

'I'll be the back yard cutting firewood. Have you seen my protective goggles?. . .Well, luckily I kept my old hockey mask!'

I hope that "golden showers" dossier about Trump is true. That'd be awesome. How so, little buddy? Well, I was always a big fan of the cold war. I loved "Red Dawn" and "War Games" and "James Bond" and all those really cool cold war movies. If it's true that our new president is actually being blackmailed by the Russians, we might finally have a real "Manchurian Candidate." I've calculated that the number of "Twilight Zone" episodes that might still come true has just grown by half a dozen. I hop

King Kong

To paraphrase Humphrey Bogart in "Casablanca," "Of all the comic strips in all the newspapers in all the world, you walk into mine." ? ? ?

"Whatcha watching, Dad?"

Cary Grant

"Well, the hills were alive with the sound of music...I'm sure!"

'Business was slow, slower than a fat tortoise with a limp. The phone hadn't rung for so long I thought it must be out of order. The new competition was good, very good. Who was this 'Google' guy?'

'You know, it's kind of nice turning off the sound, turning on closed caption, and listening to piano music.'

Janet Leigh

'Now I know why they called this airco model 'Marilyn Monroe'.'

2001: A Space Odyssey - Updated

At a silent moment - I don't know Slim, it's quiet.. a little too quiet.

"Dad, Cruz and I are going to see 'Planet of the Apes.'"