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'Thet're alright if you don't mind Caharlie Chaplin inflight movies.'

Herman Mankiewicz

Comedy Cafe

Jimmy Cagney.

Did you ever get that feeling in the moonlight?

The Scarecrow Gets A Brain From Igor

"'Tis but a scratch — in America, I'd still have to go in for work today."

"Citizen Kane first draft... Citizen Kane By Orson Welles & Herman J. Mankiewicz Int. Kane's bedroom Kane's old voice Call a freaking ambulance! Rosebud..."

All-Verbal Westerns

"You funnin' me, bub?"

'Don't ask questions, Ralph, just tell me who you'd rather look like - Sean Connery or Robert Redford.'

David Niven caricature

Wizard of Oz - repeat fees

"And make sure you get my daughter home before sunrise..!"

Queen Kong

Cary Grant

"Whatcha watching, Dad?"

'I'll be the back yard cutting firewood. Have you seen my protective goggles?. . .Well, luckily I kept my old hockey mask!'

After selling his life story, with movie and merchandising rights, Zorro had a new mark.

Fred Astaire

I hope that "golden showers" dossier about Trump is true. That'd be awesome. How so, little buddy? Well, I was always a big fan of the cold war. I loved "Red Dawn" and "War Games" and "James Bond" and all those really cool cold war movies. If it's true that our new president is actually being blackmailed by the Russians, we might finally have a real "Manchurian Candidate." I've calculated that the number of "Twilight Zone" episodes that might still come true has just grown by half a dozen. I hop

'Business was slow, slower than a fat tortoise with a limp. The phone hadn't rung for so long I thought it must be out of order. The new competition was good, very good. Who was this 'Google' guy?'

Marilyn Ghost

2001: A Space Odyssey - Updated

'Now I know why they called this airco model 'Marilyn Monroe'.'

Charlie Chaplin

"Come with us to see the wizard. He can find you a brain!"

The Pride of Frankenstein

At a silent moment - I don't know Slim, it's quiet.. a little too quiet.

"Dad, Cruz and I are going to see 'Planet of the Apes.'"

Janet Leigh

Sorry about the odor --- Phone booths have gone out of style so I had to change in a dumpster.

Romy Schneider

'You know, it's kind of nice turning off the sound, turning on closed caption, and listening to piano music.'

"There goes 'ol Slim ridin' off into the sunset."