Classic Movie Buffs T-Shirts

'Loved you as Moses... NRA Spokesman, not so much.'

The Old Good Cop/Bad Cop Routine.

"Now, Mr. Gerber, when I tell you something, I want you to promise you won't fly off the handle."

Cary Grant

BONNIE AND CLYDESDALE.

"Shh...here he comes, and he's got the brain and the heart with him"

The Scarecrow Gets A Brain From Igor

"I changed the plates boss, just like you said!"

"When Irish eyes are smiling...sure...they steal your heart away."

"I know that house was right here last Halloween."

Leslie Caron.

Comedy Cafe

Meet Me Outside St. Louis

"I thought they were cracking down on jaywalking."

Steve McQueen

Star Wars vs Star Trek

"If you wish to manifest here, you'll have to change. We don't allow anything past 1950."

Jimmy Cagney.

"Do you have a good attorney or a bad attorney?"

Two men in love, sitting in vintage champaign glasses

"You funnin' me, bub?"

All-Verbal Westerns

When we met, you told me you make a lousy first impression. Well, guess what: You also make a lousy second impression. Actually, my only decent impression is Kirk Douglas. Wanna hear it?

Did you ever get that feeling in the moonlight?

"'Tis but a scratch — in America, I'd still have to go in for work today."

A 1920's film director with hand-cranked camera and megaphone.

Old Wine in an Old Bottle

Film Star Robert de Niro

Draw!

'Because it was there, Dave, because it was there.'

"O.K., O.K., here's 'Lassie, Come Home' again! Now are you happy?"

"Darling, do you ever worry that we're becoming some sort of Merchant-Ivory production?"

David Niven caricature

"How was prom?"

'They're alright if you like Charlie Chaplin inflight movies.'