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Jeanne Moreau: 'Age does not protect you from love, but love...protects you from age.'

Screenwriters pitch movie to studio boss: 'It's a reinterpretation of Bicycle Thieves, that classic of Italian neo-realism. We're calling it, Dude, Where's My Chopper?'

Herman Mankiewicz

King Kong uses fly spray against the pesky planes on top of the Empire State Building

Leslie Caron.

"I thought they were cracking down on jaywalking."

"If you wish to manifest here, you'll have to change. We don't allow anything past 1950."

"Gone with the wind with cats" "Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn." "Me neither, who cares—let's take a nap."

Marilyn Monroe - Spot the Difference

Star Wars vs Star Trek

"Housekeeping?!"

'I have a feeling we are not in Kansas anymore.'

"Citizen Kane first draft... Citizen Kane By Orson Welles & Herman J. Mankiewicz Int. Kane's bedroom Kane's old voice Call a freaking ambulance! Rosebud..."

All-Verbal Westerns

"You funnin' me, bub?"

Did you ever get that feeling in the moonlight?

Two men in love, sitting in vintage champaign glasses

Of all the gin joints, in all the towns, in all the world, in all the solar systems, in all the galaxies, in all the universe, she walks into mine.

A 1920's film director with hand-cranked camera and megaphone.

Old Wine in an Old Bottle

'Because it was there, Dave, because it was there.'

"Homes on Holmes"

Martin Scorsese

I'm Spartacus.

Queen Kong

"And make sure you get my daughter home before sunrise..!"

"Then leave the horses head in the Futon." Middle-class mafia

'I want a brain, but I'd settle for buns of steel!'

Renee Zellweger as Judy Garland

'...tonights main feature is silent and in black and white.'

Ask Sadie! I just read an article where Daisy Ridley said J.J. Abrams wrote drafts for Episode VIII and Episode IX. And then Rian Johnson THREW THAT OUT and went a whole different direction. This makes me lose all faith in Star Wars. Am I overreacting? **Actual reader question. Excellent question. This reminds me of the time I saw Gone with the Wind on opening day. I was the invited guest of an elderly veteran of the Civil War. He couldn't stop yammering about how seceding from the union didn't

"Whatcha watching, Dad?"

Fred Astaire

To paraphrase Humphrey Bogart in "Casablanca," "Of all the comic strips in all the newspapers in all the world, you walk into mine." ? ? ?

'You believed Bing Crosby was a priest. Why can't you believe Ronald Reagan was a president?'