Classic Film Devotee Gifts

Marilyn Monroe - Spot the Difference

Screenwriters pitch movie to studio boss: 'It's a reinterpretation of Bicycle Thieves, that classic of Italian neo-realism. We're calling it, Dude, Where's My Chopper?'

Herman Mankiewicz

King Kong uses fly spray against the pesky planes on top of the Empire State Building

Leslie Caron.

"I thought they were cracking down on jaywalking."

Star Wars vs Star Trek

"Gone with the wind with cats" "Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn." "Me neither, who cares—let's take a nap."

Illustration from an Unpublished Novel

"Housekeeping?!"

"If you wish to manifest here, you'll have to change. We don't allow anything past 1950."

'I have a feeling we are not in Kansas anymore.'

Buster Keaton

Two men in love, sitting in vintage champaign glasses

All-Verbal Westerns

Of all the gin joints, in all the towns, in all the world, in all the solar systems, in all the galaxies, in all the universe, she walks into mine.

Did you ever get that feeling in the moonlight?

"Citizen Kane first draft... Citizen Kane By Orson Welles & Herman J. Mankiewicz Int. Kane's bedroom Kane's old voice Call a freaking ambulance! Rosebud..."

"You funnin' me, bub?"

A 1920's film director with hand-cranked camera and megaphone.

Old Wine in an Old Bottle

Queen Kong

I'm Spartacus.

'Because it was there, Dave, because it was there.'

"Homes on Holmes"

"And make sure you get my daughter home before sunrise..!"

Martin Scorsese

'I want a brain, but I'd settle for buns of steel!'

"I'm just gonna reach in my back pocket real slow-like and turn off my ringer."

"Whatcha watching, Dad?"

After selling his life story, with movie and merchandising rights, Zorro had a new mark.

Fred Astaire

'...tonights main feature is silent and in black and white.'

Renee Zellweger as Judy Garland

'I'll be the back yard cutting firewood. Have you seen my protective goggles?. . .Well, luckily I kept my old hockey mask!'