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'You won't get away with this Granwald'

Herman Mankiewicz

Comedy Cafe

Meet Me Outside St. Louis

Steve McQueen

'Play it again, Sam.'

"The following film has been formatted to fir the screen of the newer and more expensive television set."

Mr. Defner's drive-in algebra class was retro cool, controversial and somewhat effective.

"Do you have a good attorney or a bad attorney?"

Jimmy Cagney.

The Scarecrow Gets A Brain From Igor

When we met, you told me you make a lousy first impression. Well, guess what: You also make a lousy second impression. Actually, my only decent impression is Kirk Douglas. Wanna hear it?

Film Star Robert de Niro

Draw!

Basic training w/ GI Joe, Rambo, Bruce Lee, etc.

"O.K., O.K., here's 'Lassie, Come Home' again! Now are you happy?"

How witness protection really works...

"How was prom?"

"Darling, do you ever worry that we're becoming some sort of Merchant-Ivory production?"

What a gentleman imagines while he holds a door open.

'They're alright if you like Charlie Chaplin inflight movies.'

"How can anyone remember Cheech and not remember Chong?"

David Niven caricature

Stan Laural & Oliver Hardy.

"Maybe I needed a brain also! I left my heart in San Francisco!"

"Are you sure this is a Film Noir"

'Is that all you can do Just sitting there watching your old movies'

Notorious gangsters, Bunny and Clyde.

Cary Grant

Of all the gin joints in the world, you are here.

Rita Hayworth caricature

Gypsy curses didn't seem so threatening after the Mummy went into the peg business.

"Quick Dad, I need to borrow the car?"

"Ben, forget... what... I'd said about... plastics!"

John Cleese.