Old-school Film Buff T-Shirts

W.C.Fields

"They're wearing cameras. How humiliating."

Comedy Cafe

Meet Me Outside St. Louis

'Play it again, Sam.'

"The following film has been formatted to fir the screen of the newer and more expensive television set."

Steve McQueen

Mr. Defner's drive-in algebra class was retro cool, controversial and somewhat effective.

"Do you have a good attorney or a bad attorney?"

Jimmy Cagney.

When we met, you told me you make a lousy first impression. Well, guess what: You also make a lousy second impression. Actually, my only decent impression is Kirk Douglas. Wanna hear it?

The Scarecrow Gets A Brain From Igor

Draw!

Film Star Robert de Niro

Basic training w/ GI Joe, Rambo, Bruce Lee, etc.

What a gentleman imagines while he holds a door open.

"How was prom?"

"How can anyone remember Cheech and not remember Chong?"

"Darling, do you ever worry that we're becoming some sort of Merchant-Ivory production?"

David Niven caricature

"O.K., O.K., here's 'Lassie, Come Home' again! Now are you happy?"

'They're alright if you like Charlie Chaplin inflight movies.'

How witness protection really works...

Stan Laural & Oliver Hardy.

"Maybe I needed a brain also! I left my heart in San Francisco!"

"Are you sure this is a Film Noir"

'With this organ transplant, you may find yourself doing a lot of thinking with your heart,'

Gypsy curses didn't seem so threatening after the Mummy went into the peg business.

"Ben, forget... what... I'd said about... plastics!"

The Lion fantasizing about eating Toto.

"Quick Dad, I need to borrow the car?"

Cary Grant

Of all the gin joints in the world, you are here.

John Cleese.

Rita Hayworth caricature