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"How can anyone remember Cheech and not remember Chong?"

Comedy Cafe

Meet Me Outside St. Louis

'Play it again, Sam.'

Steve McQueen

"The following film has been formatted to fir the screen of the newer and more expensive television set."

"That was totally....what's the word I'm looking for?"

The Pink Bantha

'I'd like my £2.50 back'

Mr. Defner's drive-in algebra class was retro cool, controversial and somewhat effective.

"Do you have a good attorney or a bad attorney?"

Jimmy Cagney.

When we met, you told me you make a lousy first impression. Well, guess what: You also make a lousy second impression. Actually, my only decent impression is Kirk Douglas. Wanna hear it?

The Scarecrow Gets A Brain From Igor

"We both see Ben as this summer's breakout child."

Draw!

Film Star Robert de Niro

"Darling, do you ever worry that we're becoming some sort of Merchant-Ivory production?"

"O.K., O.K., here's 'Lassie, Come Home' again! Now are you happy?"

'They're alright if you like Charlie Chaplin inflight movies.'

How witness protection really works...

Basic training w/ GI Joe, Rambo, Bruce Lee, etc.

"Don't go in there!!"

"How was prom?"

David Niven caricature

Wizard of Oz - repeat fees

"Look out, Luke Grasswalker! Irascibility leads to the dark side of the force. . . right into a hamburger bun."

What a gentleman imagines while he holds a door open.

Stan Laural & Oliver Hardy.

"Maybe I needed a brain also! I left my heart in San Francisco!"

"Are you sure this is a Film Noir"

John Cleese.

Cary Grant

'Is that all you can do Just sitting there watching your old movies'

'With this organ transplant, you may find yourself doing a lot of thinking with your heart,'