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"The following film has been formatted to fir the screen of the newer and more expensive television set."

Screenwriters pitch movie to studio boss: 'It's a reinterpretation of Bicycle Thieves, that classic of Italian neo-realism. We're calling it, Dude, Where's My Chopper?'

'Believing any filming experience may help launch acting careers, some even stage their appearances before closed circuit cameras.'

"Don't get strung out by the way I look, don't judge a book by its cover."

Herman Mankiewicz

King Kong uses fly spray against the pesky planes on top of the Empire State Building

Comedy Cafe

"I thought they were cracking down on jaywalking."

"Gone with the wind with cats" "Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn." "Me neither, who cares—let's take a nap."

"Housekeeping?!"

"Citizen Kane first draft... Citizen Kane By Orson Welles & Herman J. Mankiewicz Int. Kane's bedroom Kane's old voice Call a freaking ambulance! Rosebud..."

A 1920's film director with hand-cranked camera and megaphone.

David Niven caricature

"Homes on Holmes"

I'm Spartacus.

Queen Kong

'Because it was there, Dave, because it was there.'

"I'm just gonna reach in my back pocket real slow-like and turn off my ringer."

Movies through the decades.

Interesting encounters in history.

2001: A Space Odyssey - Updated

Marilyn Ghost