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Basil Rathbone Caricature

Screenwriters pitch movie to studio boss: 'It's a reinterpretation of Bicycle Thieves, that classic of Italian neo-realism. We're calling it, Dude, Where's My Chopper?'

"Don't get strung out by the way I look, don't judge a book by its cover."

'Believing any filming experience may help launch acting careers, some even stage their appearances before closed circuit cameras.'

King Kong uses fly spray against the pesky planes on top of the Empire State Building

"Housekeeping?!"

"The following film has been formatted to fir the screen of the newer and more expensive television set."

"Gone with the wind with cats" "Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn." "Me neither, who cares—let's take a nap."

Men: Hating chick flicks since 1623.

'I have a feeling we are not in Kansas anymore.'

Of all the gin joints, in all the towns, in all the world, in all the solar systems, in all the galaxies, in all the universe, she walks into mine.

"Citizen Kane first draft... Citizen Kane By Orson Welles & Herman J. Mankiewicz Int. Kane's bedroom Kane's old voice Call a freaking ambulance! Rosebud..."

Queen Kong

Shirley Temple...The later years.. - 'Animal crackers in my poop...'

Jack Nicholson

Fred Astaire

Ask Sadie! I just read an article where Daisy Ridley said J.J. Abrams wrote drafts for Episode VIII and Episode IX. And then Rian Johnson THREW THAT OUT and went a whole different direction. This makes me lose all faith in Star Wars. Am I overreacting? **Actual reader question. Excellent question. This reminds me of the time I saw Gone with the Wind on opening day. I was the invited guest of an elderly veteran of the Civil War. He couldn't stop yammering about how seceding from the union didn't

"Whatcha watching, Dad?"

After selling his life story, with movie and merchandising rights, Zorro had a new mark.

"I'm just gonna reach in my back pocket real slow-like and turn off my ringer."

Interesting encounters in history.

'Now I know why they called this airco model 'Marilyn Monroe'.'

Sorry about the odor --- Phone booths have gone out of style so I had to change in a dumpster.

An early turning-point in old Hollywood...

'You know, it's kind of nice turning off the sound, turning on closed caption, and listening to piano music.'

Al Pacino

2001: A Space Odyssey - Updated

'Kiss me Hardy.'

Marxist Elephant

"I'm just a giant, rampaging gorilla, standing in front of a girl, asking her to love me."

I told you Norman Bates and Oedipus would have a lot to talk about.

"See you there at seven. And the dress code is business noir."

"Last night my mom made us watch an old comedy with cary grant. He's funny, but he's no Adam Sandler."

"It's the press. They want to know if you have anything to say about the sexual harassment charges being levied against you."

"Get those things away from me- I can't stop eating them."