Vintage Cinephile T-Shirts

An old-fashioned camera operator cranking a movie camera

"It's an adult western - the sidekick is a woman!"

"Hulk no can be mad at Mr. Puppy Face"

Benedict Cumberbatch

"Don't get strung out by the way I look, don't judge a book by its cover."

"You should be sniffed, and often, by someone who knows how."

"Let's talk film or let's not talk film - I'm easy."

Comedy Cafe

"Housekeeping?!"

"The following film has been formatted to fir the screen of the newer and more expensive television set."

Men: Hating chick flicks since 1623.

"You funnin' me, bub?"

"All stories have been told, all songs have been sung. But that won't stop us from making movie reboots."

A 1920's film director with hand-cranked camera and megaphone.

'Don't ask questions, Ralph, just tell me who you'd rather look like - Sean Connery or Robert Redford.'

'Vital mission - movie parody'

I'm Spartacus.

"They must be from a time when it was safe to meet in the park at night."

"Two, please—one senior and one tootsie."

"Hello. I'm director Bob ('Blue Fires') Munsey and this is screenwriter Doris ('Highway to Nowhere') Winslow."

"Great idea. Movies are so much better on the big screen."

"Personally, I'm getting sick of sequels."

'...tonights main feature is silent and in black and white.'

Hitchcock's The Birds

"He's a real throwback. He does all his own publicity stunts."

May I have the envelope, please?

"And the award for Best Product Placement in a Domestic or Foreign Film goes to..."

Lumiere brothers caricature