Vintage Cinephile Mugs

An old-fashioned camera operator cranking a movie camera

"It's an adult western - the sidekick is a woman!"

"Hulk no can be mad at Mr. Puppy Face"

Benedict Cumberbatch

"Don't get strung out by the way I look, don't judge a book by its cover."

Leslie Caron.

"You should be sniffed, and often, by someone who knows how."

"Let's talk film or let's not talk film - I'm easy."

Comedy Cafe

Men: Hating chick flicks since 1623.

What's an Imax cave?

"Housekeeping?!"

"The following film has been formatted to fir the screen of the newer and more expensive television set."

Buster Keaton

"You can tell it's a period drama because they're not wearing ozone helmets."

Jimmy Cagney.

"All stories have been told, all songs have been sung. But that won't stop us from making movie reboots."

"You funnin' me, bub?"

A 1920's film director with hand-cranked camera and megaphone.

'Don't ask questions, Ralph, just tell me who you'd rather look like - Sean Connery or Robert Redford.'

Film Star Robert de Niro

"Hello. I'm director Bob ('Blue Fires') Munsey and this is screenwriter Doris ('Highway to Nowhere') Winslow."

'Vital mission - movie parody'

"Two, please—one senior and one tootsie."

I'm Spartacus.

"They must be from a time when it was safe to meet in the park at night."

Stan Laural & Oliver Hardy.

"Great idea. Movies are so much better on the big screen."

Fred Astaire

"He's a real throwback. He does all his own publicity stunts."

Laurel and Hardy

'You believed Bing Crosby was a priest. Why can't you believe Ronald Reagan was a president?'

"And the award for Best Product Placement in a Domestic or Foreign Film goes to..."

May I have the envelope, please?

"Personally, I'm getting sick of sequels."