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"Elsa, You're Frozen Again."

"Darth? Darth Vader?"

"What if we stow the 'Star Wars' crap for five seconds, Timmy, and get to the geometry?"

"Toto, I've got a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore. . ."

"There just aren't any good parts."

The Scream at the movie theater.

Millie Bobby Brown

I'm not going to be ignored.

"I just don't think a giant flaming blob of alien ectoplasm would say that."

"OK, we need the body double for the eating scene."

Duelling Banjos.

'Cut! The witness hasn't been rehearsed.'

Realtor from the Black Lagoon

"It's been done, but I don't think it's been redone."

I want to be a lawn!

"O.K., fellers, we shoot first, then Q. and A."

Computers with TV - Tv's with the internet

'I finally understand what my father meant when he said, 'someday, son, you'll see the big picture'.'

Producer, Director, Egomaniac Chairs.

'I challenge your asserion that your solution to the pensions crisis is 'highly original', Perkins...it appears to be merely the plot of the film 'Logan's Run'.'

Fin.

'Have you considered it might be something other than deomonic possession that's responsible for the green vomit and foul language?'

"Mr. Cruise, I presume. Star of the box-office hit 'Transmission Impossible'."

"If it's such an important book, how come it hasn't been turned into a movie?"

"So why do they call you Dances with Wolves?"

'I can't wait to see the reviews in the newspaper to find out whether I like the movie or not.'

"And could I have a small diet soda please."

'OK, Mrs. Grazner! Knock it off with the 'Jaws' sound track!'

'It's the sequel to 'Hair'.'

'This house was owned by a famous 'Western' movie star!'

"Oh great Oz, are you saying we don't need a mainframe?"

'I'm prescribing a ticket for a feel-good movie of the year.'

'The tip off was your reference to Gregory Peck's obsession with the Great White Whale.'

"Snow White! It's the dancing, singing woodland creatures wondering if you want to go down the pub."

'Don't ask questions, Ralph, just tell me who you'd rather look like - Sean Connery or Robert Redford.'