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'We are making a film of the book.'

Then and now: great readers are now great viewers.

"You've been offered a role as a husband who's been married for thirty years."

“Sightings to date of Tilda Swinton in Kansas: Zero"

'Alfred Hitchhiking.'

Daniel Craig.

'So, you think you can just waltz right in here and start making movies, Mr, Astaire'

'You've got the part!'

'I don't care what Tom Hanks would do!'

Robert Mitchum

"Front Stalls please."

I will be Bach.

"The problem is there's no engine. Just a mysterious plot device."

'Do you have Vertigo?'

'Quiet with your crisps please, I can't hear the film.'

The Odd Couple.

Producer, Director and Novelizer.

"Your motivation is that you're a dog and it's food."

Lassie gets confused on set.

Very High Noon

12 Hangry Men

Snakes on a Plain.

"I didn't care for the movie either."

Allegory of the cave

Max von Sydow

Welcome to MOVIEFONE.

2020 Productions Presents: The Walk

To hat and hat not.

Roman Polanski to the Rescue

Can't Run, Can't Hide

"'Trump: The Impeachment Movie'. Cinema fou is now open."

"Just got the script from the focus group. Fabulous!"

Drawing

"O.K. Just make sure no animals are harmed in the exploding-donkey scene."

"'City Slickers' was O.K., but, let's face it, it was no 'Claire's Knee.'"