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'We are making a film of the book.'

“Sightings to date of Tilda Swinton in Kansas: Zero"

'Alfred Hitchhiking.'

Then and now: great readers are now great viewers.

12 Hangry Men

Very High Noon

"Your motivation is that you're a dog and it's food."

Producer, Director and Novelizer.

"The problem is there's no engine. Just a mysterious plot device."

The Odd Couple.

'Do you have Vertigo?'

"Front Stalls please."

'You've got the part!'

'Quiet with your crisps please, I can't hear the film.'

I will be Bach.

Snakes on a Plain.

"Now let's run through it once more, Mr. Harkness, and this time try not to shut your eyes when you pull the trigger."

"It was the featured wine in the movie 'Barfly.'"

Subtitles for the Stupid

"A razor-sharp, six-hundred-pound penny for your thoughts, Mr. Bond."

"I'm starting to wish we'd never bought him that thing."

"'City Slickers' was O.K., but, let's face it, it was no 'Claire's Knee.'"

"O.K. Just make sure no animals are harmed in the exploding-donkey scene."

Drawing

"Just got the script from the focus group. Fabulous!"

"What if I told you that we have tickets to 'The Producers."

Duplass Brothers

"Makes me wish I'd kept that gorilla suit."

"For your enjoyment: Please turn off electronic devices, close your eyes, and cover your ears."

"We'll always have Paris. ... Wait, was that you?"

"Mark! Susie! Loved the production values!"

(General admission) (Private screening)

"'Trump: The Impeachment Movie'. Cinema fou is now open."

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