Film Buff T-Shirts

"I have to ask you a few questions. I've written a screenplay. Would you read it?"

"E.T. Stay home.

Almost Everything Bagel

Field of unhatched eggs. Caption reads- Prequel to Alfred Hitchcocks 'The Birds'.

"Stella, just...you know...come on, man."

Dr. Strangelove, D.D.S.

Worker doing impression from the end of Titanic.

"Well, the hills were alive with the sound of music...I'm sure!"

'No, Meester Bond... I expect it to cure your astigmatism'

"It's your father's idea. He wants you to take quicker showers.'"

'And what do you do?'

'My only regret is that I'll never live to see the movie.'

Tenafly International Film Festival

Bond Textiles, we live to dye another day!

"You need a transplant, but there are very few good parts for middle-aged women."

"It's a French film, so we don't have to shower."

Pantomime dame: 'Has anyone seen my successful TV and film career?' Audience: 'It's behind you!'

'It isn't anything like the movie.'

Vasectomy the Movie "Cut!"

William Wallace and Gromit

12 Angry Laptops

Computer wheeled down red carpet at film premiere. TV presenter says: 'Now, at last, here comes the real star of the movie!'

"Why don't you just go and see this summer's feel-good movie?"

The Aging Indiana Jones.

"Okay H.D. - break a leg."

"Well, you can't say they didn't warn us."

'-and where are the CAMERAS I asked for?'

"This morning, I looked into the mirror and said to myself, 'Bruce, you're a billionaire. It's time to stop horsing around and enjoy life a little.' "

'Product placement is getting so obtrusive.'

"It's time you learned the truth. You were adapted."

The movie was over. But not for Bob.

Little Red Riding Carpet

Nude conductor of Orchestra conducting 'The full Monte-verdi'

' I think this 3D TV will take some getting used to, Dear!'

The apartment 5-J Film Festival.