Retro Movie Buff Gifts

Mr. Defner's drive-in algebra class was retro cool, controversial and somewhat effective.

"It's a good thing no one ever found out about this."

"Ben, forget... what... I'd said about... plastics!"

"I've watched this a million times -- I wish they'd make some new old movies."

A potato's favourite video

'Yes, the test shows that you don't actually have a heart. But you can get one from the good doctor in the north.'

'You'll have to give up wine and women. You can sing, but only Julie Andrews numbers.'

How witness protection really works...

Brighton Rocky

"Are you the gent who complained about cold soup?"

Charles Laughton caricature

Meet Me Outside St. Louis

'Play it again, Sam.'

Steve McQueen

"Do you have a good attorney or a bad attorney?"

When we met, you told me you make a lousy first impression. Well, guess what: You also make a lousy second impression. Actually, my only decent impression is Kirk Douglas. Wanna hear it?

Film Star Robert de Niro

Draw!

"How was prom?"

"O.K., O.K., here's 'Lassie, Come Home' again! Now are you happy?"

'They're alright if you like Charlie Chaplin inflight movies.'

"Darling, do you ever worry that we're becoming some sort of Merchant-Ivory production?"

"How can anyone remember Cheech and not remember Chong?"

What a gentleman imagines while he holds a door open.

Basic training w/ GI Joe, Rambo, Bruce Lee, etc.

Stan Laural & Oliver Hardy.

"Maybe I needed a brain also! I left my heart in San Francisco!"

"Are you sure this is a Film Noir"

Of all the gin joints in the world, you are here.

Notorious gangsters, Bunny and Clyde.

Gypsy curses didn't seem so threatening after the Mummy went into the peg business.

'With this organ transplant, you may find yourself doing a lot of thinking with your heart,'

Rita Hayworth caricature

"Quick Dad, I need to borrow the car?"

'Is that all you can do Just sitting there watching your old movies'