Retro Entertainment Buff Gifts

'...tonights main feature is silent and in black and white.'

Can't Touch This

"Yoo-hoo. Fifteen minutes of fame is about to start."

Mr. Defner's drive-in algebra class was retro cool, controversial and somewhat effective.

Drive in movies.

How witness protection really works...

TV and cleaner

Shopper in grocery store sees TV dinners marked daytime and prime time.

"Thank you for the rewind, Miss Cooper. Now let us fast-forward to that fateful moment in February and hit the pause button."

"Are you sure this is a Film Noir"

'Dear, you're not supposed to take it seriously...it's a reality show!'

"Ben, forget... what... I'd said about... plastics!"

TV stage door

"Hello? JS electrical? It's about this flat screen television I purchased from you."

Tokyo City Limits

Whilst browsing in his local flea market, Jimmy has an awkward encounter with an ex.

'Thanks for buying the ventriloquism instructional tapes. You are now listening to tape number one...'

Stallone, Schwarzenegger and Willis in 'Wise men 3'.

"Look, babe. At this point, you've reinvented yourself so many times you're back to who you were at the start."

Madonna

Memorials of The Great Exhibition - 1851. No. XIII. - The ladies and the police - the battle of the Crystal Palace

"Who the hell didn't rewind Jumanji 20 years ago?!?"

Mick Jagger at 95.

The Croucho Club

'We'll return to the evening news right after this message from the Three Stooges....'

Stephen Fry

A potato's favourite video

Brighton Rocky

"That was good, but we could have watched it on my phone."

"Lights...Camera...No Action...The Flaw in 'Celebrity Solitaire'"

Elvis' autopsy

What have you got by the Doors? Fire extinguishers and a light switch.

The world will never be the same again after..Matrons from outer space

'For one of these girls, dreams of royalty are over...'

The Digital Dark Ages