Retro Buffs Gifts

"Move along. We're practicing social distancing here."

"I'd like a new tire for my 1976 Chevy Chevette."

'In my time, we didn't talk to a blackberry. We just ate the damn things!'

Mr. Defner's drive-in algebra class was retro cool, controversial and somewhat effective.

'And this is Eddy, he's been giving virtual tours long before computers.'

How witness protection really works...

'Who are you kidding? This is a wind-up isn't it!'

"Sitting on a beanbag doesn't take me back to the seventies- it just makes me wonder how I'm ever going to get up again."

"Thank you for the rewind, Miss Cooper. Now let us fast-forward to that fateful moment in February and hit the pause button."

"Are you sure this is a Film Noir"

"Ben, forget... what... I'd said about... plastics!"

'...tonights main feature is silent and in black and white.'

"Grandma's TV is so old it wasn't made in a foreign country."

'It's Jones Sir! He's showing of his ball point pen again!'

Whilst browsing in his local flea market, Jimmy has an awkward encounter with an ex.

'Thanks for buying the ventriloquism instructional tapes. You are now listening to tape number one...'

"Compliments of the chef - Our finest blend of 'Maui Wowie' dated 1972."

Tokyo City Limits

'Ask about our daily sermon by fax plan.'

Stallone, Schwarzenegger and Willis in 'Wise men 3'.

Memorials of The Great Exhibition - 1851. No. XIII. - The ladies and the police - the battle of the Crystal Palace

Brighton Rocky

'We'll return to the evening news right after this message from the Three Stooges....'

"Don't let the Leave It To Beaver lunchbox fool you...that new manager is TOUGH!"

A potato's favourite video

"That was good, but we could have watched it on my phone."

Elvis' autopsy

cool seagull plays electric piano

How's my abducting?

The world will never be the same again after..Matrons from outer space

Ironing the Mouse

"The 'Age of the Computer'? We get a pencil on a piece of string!"

"Operator, I'd like to make a person-to-person call, and I'd like to reverse the roles."

'Okay folks, this is as high as we go.'

'I like modern. It never goes out of style.'