Retro Buffs Gifts

Mr. Defner's drive-in algebra class was retro cool, controversial and somewhat effective.

'And this is Eddy, he's been giving virtual tours long before computers.'

How witness protection really works...

'Who are you kidding? This is a wind-up isn't it!'

"Sitting on a beanbag doesn't take me back to the seventies- it just makes me wonder how I'm ever going to get up again."

"Are you sure this is a Film Noir"

"Thank you for the rewind, Miss Cooper. Now let us fast-forward to that fateful moment in February and hit the pause button."

"Ben, forget... what... I'd said about... plastics!"

"Grandma's TV is so old it wasn't made in a foreign country."

'...tonights main feature is silent and in black and white.'

'It's Jones Sir! He's showing of his ball point pen again!'

Tokyo City Limits

"Compliments of the chef - Our finest blend of 'Maui Wowie' dated 1972."

'Thanks for buying the ventriloquism instructional tapes. You are now listening to tape number one...'

'Ask about our daily sermon by fax plan.'

Memorials of The Great Exhibition - 1851. No. XIII. - The ladies and the police - the battle of the Crystal Palace

'We'll return to the evening news right after this message from the Three Stooges....'

"That was good, but we could have watched it on my phone."

A potato's favourite video

The world will never be the same again after..Matrons from outer space

How's my abducting?

cool seagull plays electric piano

'Okay folks, this is as high as we go.'

Ironing the Mouse

"Operator, I'd like to make a person-to-person call, and I'd like to reverse the roles."

"The 'Age of the Computer'? We get a pencil on a piece of string!"

The Lobster Man - The Sand-Eating Child - The Alligator Lady - The Living Head