Retro Music Buff Gifts

Elvis' autopsy

His 'Master's' Voice

"Wait a minute!... Aren't those the records I finally convinced you to get rid of, twenty years ago?!"

"Here's another one written in E minor and in case you haven't guessed by now, it's the only chord I know."

"That is an outrageous slur."

I'm not saying I'm not a hound dog. I'm saying I'm not nothing but a hound dog.

'She sounds like your mother when you told her that you were going to marry me.'

Piano Keyboard

'From albums to 8-tracks to cassettes to CD's...What a long, loud trip it's been!'

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozak.

Fun (circa 1955)

Liam Gallagher.

Cut out and keep your own DJ.

Yo! Emmett Kelly raps! (with ringmaster flash)

"Folks, if you look out of your window at those clouds below, you'll have a nice view of the Grateful Dead dancing bears."

'At least I don't have his life.'

'Okay everybody, SMILE!'

The Woodstock Medical-Emergency Tent - 1994

Ringo Starr

Language purists bring correctness to a whole new level, forcing a name change for Ireland's most famous band.

Doggy conductor

'What was the first music they ever said 'this isn't even music' about?'

Stabbing an opera singer to hit the high notes.

"Thank you for the rewind, Miss Cooper. Now let us fast-forward to that fateful moment in February and hit the pause button."

Cloud Cuckoo Land, "Earnest's invite had lied about there being a live band"

Disco Owls

'This cd is Earth and Wind. There is no fire, yet.'

'...tonights main feature is silent and in black and white.'

King with the boom box.

David Bowie

The Four Tops in Concert

Fossil bands

Car with enormous speakers, "I said, I love the speakers!"

"Bah! in my day bands knew how to play their computers properly. Like Kraftwerk"

Gramaphone Man.