Retro Music Buff Mugs

"Wait a minute!... Aren't those the records I finally convinced you to get rid of, twenty years ago?!"

"Here's another one written in E minor and in case you haven't guessed by now, it's the only chord I know."

"That is an outrageous slur."

'She sounds like your mother when you told her that you were going to marry me.'

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozak.

Piano Keyboard

'From albums to 8-tracks to cassettes to CD's...What a long, loud trip it's been!'

Fun (circa 1955)

Cut out and keep your own DJ.

"Folks, if you look out of your window at those clouds below, you'll have a nice view of the Grateful Dead dancing bears."

Yo! Emmett Kelly raps! (with ringmaster flash)

'Okay everybody, SMILE!'

'At least I don't have his life.'

The Woodstock Medical-Emergency Tent - 1994

Doggy conductor

Stabbing an opera singer to hit the high notes.

'What was the first music they ever said 'this isn't even music' about?'

"Thank you for the rewind, Miss Cooper. Now let us fast-forward to that fateful moment in February and hit the pause button."

Cloud Cuckoo Land, "Earnest's invite had lied about there being a live band"

'This cd is Earth and Wind. There is no fire, yet.'

'...tonights main feature is silent and in black and white.'

The Four Tops in Concert

Disco Owls

Car with enormous speakers, "I said, I love the speakers!"

"Bah! in my day bands knew how to play their computers properly. Like Kraftwerk"

Gramaphone Man.

"I love the popping sounds on old vinyl LPs..."

Ronald was born to Boogie but was stuck in a Square Dancing body.