Retro Music Fan Mugs

"Two Stones tickets, please, senior discount."

"Hurry doctor! This man has Saturday Night Fever!"

"And now, with our own unique version of the cole porter classic. . ."

Cut out and keep your own DJ.

Snake listening to music on headphones.

The Ignored Busker

boy listening to ghetto blaster on his shoulder

Liam Gallagher.

Swalkman

Elephant in Headphones

rory gallagher caricature

Headless ghost listening to ghetto blaster.

The Four Tops in Concert

Elvis lives! - 'Why most alien abductions go unreported.'

The Beatles - Flabby Road

"First rule of conspiracy - theories, dude, at least make them part-plausible!"

"It's an 80's indie band, fronted by Robert Smith."

'Walkman' 'Shuffle man'

'A pre vegetarian Paul McCartney during his early hamburger period'

Jogger with a record player.

Jungle Man picking a 'swing' track in a record store

Bill Haley

"Having found you guilty of unauthorized appropriation of moonbeams in a jar, the court sentences you to not less than three but no more than five years of swinging on a star."

"When I was your age, I had to ride fifteen miles on a little stationary bike while disco lights flashed and E.D.M. played in the background."

CDs

Good Debt Wins

COVID-19 fever

"Like Bob Dylan said, 'You don't know what you've got til it's gone."

Thanks for hiding me in your mustache when Mrs. Cohen was looking for me. Don't mention it. There was plenty of room. My comb and my lava lamp don't take up too much space. You didn't break my Barry White records when you were in there, did you? No, I left them in the credenza. Which one?

Today, this humble feature attempts to answer one of the great quandaries of modern times. Is it Louie Louie, oh baby, my hair gotta grow? Wrong! What are the lyrics to the Kingsman's Louie Louie?* *Must be gleaned by listening. No peeking on the internet!

Bing Crosby Christmas album

"No long-playing records allowed."

MIT 1965

'Have they written any new 'golden oldies' lately?'

Ronald was born to Boogie but was stuck in a Square Dancing body.