Retro Culture Buff Mugs

The Lobster Man - The Sand-Eating Child - The Alligator Lady - The Living Head

Meet Me Outside St. Louis

Mr. Defner's drive-in algebra class was retro cool, controversial and somewhat effective.

Moulin Rouge Security

"I see Joe Bosco passed away." "Yeah. I heard he laid down the boogie and played that funky music til he died."

"Remember that '70s TV show 'What's Happening'!? Did they ever come up with an answer?" "I don't know, but it makes me wonder if Marvin Gaye found out what's going on." "The black hole of cannabis-induced queries"

How witness protection really works...

"Are you sure this is a Film Noir"

'...tonights main feature is silent and in black and white.'

'My axe is all dull! -- Have you been using it to shave your legs again?'

"Ben, forget... what... I'd said about... plastics!"

"Today's special is we'll pull the plug on the jukebox if someone else's music annoys you."

"The next song is for all you unreconstructed commies, who are still in love with their tractors."

"I saw Elvis kissing Santa Claus."

Hippie Edibles Co.

"I just don't know what we'd have done without our subscription these past 25 years."

'Thanks for buying the ventriloquism instructional tapes. You are now listening to tape number one...'

Tokyo City Limits

"Big deal! My digital picture frame can hold a thousand pictures!"

Sunny and Chair

"We call this Casual/Retro dining. You get up and make your own PB&J back in the kitchen."

A potato's favourite video

'Sir, we're just not reaching them. Only a small percentage of people own vinyl records, and hardly anyone thinks to play them backwards.'

"That was good, but we could have watched it on my phone."

Mick Jagger at 95.

The world will never be the same again after..Matrons from outer space

At the park, 1979

'Cookery is the new rock n' roll'