Retro Culture Buff Gifts

The Lobster Man - The Sand-Eating Child - The Alligator Lady - The Living Head

What Did You Do During the Culture War, Daddy?

Meet Me Outside St. Louis

Mr. Defner's drive-in algebra class was retro cool, controversial and somewhat effective.

Moulin Rouge Security

"Remember that '70s TV show 'What's Happening'!? Did they ever come up with an answer?" "I don't know, but it makes me wonder if Marvin Gaye found out what's going on." "The black hole of cannabis-induced queries"

"I see Joe Bosco passed away." "Yeah. I heard he laid down the boogie and played that funky music til he died."

How witness protection really works...

"Are you sure this is a Film Noir"

"Today's special is we'll pull the plug on the jukebox if someone else's music annoys you."

"Ben, forget... what... I'd said about... plastics!"

"The next song is for all you unreconstructed commies, who are still in love with their tractors."

'...tonights main feature is silent and in black and white.'

'My axe is all dull! -- Have you been using it to shave your legs again?'

"I saw Elvis kissing Santa Claus."

"I just don't know what we'd have done without our subscription these past 25 years."

Tokyo City Limits

Stallone, Schwarzenegger and Willis in 'Wise men 3'.

Hippie Edibles Co.

"Big deal! My digital picture frame can hold a thousand pictures!"

'Thanks for buying the ventriloquism instructional tapes. You are now listening to tape number one...'

Marilyn Monroe

Sunny and Chair

Brighton Rocky

Mick Jagger at 95.

"That was good, but we could have watched it on my phone."

'Sir, we're just not reaching them. Only a small percentage of people own vinyl records, and hardly anyone thinks to play them backwards.'

"We call this Casual/Retro dining. You get up and make your own PB&J back in the kitchen."

Have you ever sued anyone for slander or libel, Randy? Indeed I have, little buddy. It was 1979. Francis Melba stood up in the middle of the cafeteria and accused me - in front of all the other kids - of being "nothing special." So I stood atop my table, ripped my shirt in two, slowly smoothed out my mustache, and then proceeded to flex my pecs, one at a time. HOJ. The sunlight streaming in through the windows scattered off my bouncing pecs like a disco ball. That's when Melba knew he was toast.

A potato's favourite video

Elvis' autopsy

What have you got by the Doors? Fire extinguishers and a light switch.

"My, grandma, what big hair and shoulder pads you had!"

The world will never be the same again after..Matrons from outer space

'Cookery is the new rock n' roll'