Retro Culture Lover Gifts

"The two things that really drew me to vinyl were the expense and the inconvenience."

1998: A Look Back - January & February

'Can you spare me a few minutes?'

'Okay, I'll tell you why I think he's Elvis. When were you last served chitlings and fried squirrel with your chips?'

In the Museum of Anthropology...we named this one discoman.

"Who'd of figured the whole three of us would get nicked for identity theft?"

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

Meet Me Outside St. Louis

"10th Anniversary Woodstock Reunion'

Fossil record player.

Mary Tyler Moore: Spot the Difference

'From albums to 8-tracks to cassettes to CD's...What a long, loud trip it's been!'

Fun (circa 1955)

"So what if people do laugh? The world can use a little more laughter, can't it?"

Why Do Old Hippies Smile?

Moulin Rouge Security

Colonial Larrysburg.

1930's Lady.

'Okay everybody, SMILE!'

The Woodstock Medical-Emergency Tent - 1994

"This woman's lib is getting beyond a joke!"

'Each one is signed and numbered.'

"I see Joe Bosco passed away." "Yeah. I heard he laid down the boogie and played that funky music til he died."

"Remember that '70s TV show 'What's Happening'!? Did they ever come up with an answer?" "I don't know, but it makes me wonder if Marvin Gaye found out what's going on." "The black hole of cannabis-induced queries"

"All this online learning sort of makes you miss the head lice days, huh?"

"D'you remember caramel before it all became 'salted?'"

In case of funky emergency, break glass

"You love anything tacky, don't you?"

Groovy Baby

Vintage Dresses: Your Frock Exchange

Mid-century Father

"Yes, we do fix phones. But, what is that?"

Fossil bands

Welcome to a parallel universe. It's like 50 years ago, man. Coffee costs a quarter, tie-dye is groovy, there is a draft. Lots of differences: Free love, man. Corporations are evil. And some similarities. Joy is a new 8-track player. Shut yer #@$% yapper!

Young Elvis