Retro Style Lover Gifts

Retro Fashions door sign reads 'Out to lunch -back before you know it.'

"Er! Exactly when was this 'dress for success' book you've been reading written?"

"Norman still has seventies flashbacks sometimes."

Man in 19th century garb at a Seventies Night: 'But it doesn't say NINETEEN seventies.'

Witch's broom with a luggage compartment.

Menswear - "None of this power dressing nonsense Fred!"

'You're lucky. My wife won't let me have a man cave.'

Eve moaning that there are no antiques in Eden

1930's Lady.

'Remind me to buy you some new underwear.'

"This is our retro model, we sell a lot of these to researchers. . ."

'You're not supposed to turn into MY Dad.'

"Why would a gorgeous young thing like you wanna look fifty, darling?"

"You kids are lucky. When I was young, we had to roll down the windows and stick our heads out to be cool."

Teddy boy

"I just don't look good in prints."

Lisa Minnelli

"If only that waistline – but I'm a fine one to talk."

"Do I see two bumpkins or are we facing an acute outbreak of court retro styles,"

The 1870's

'This is my original eighties designer stubble.'

Less successful 1990s T-shirt designs.

Pram for Troublesome Children

Ladies in Attendance in Regulation Costume at the Metropolitan Fair

"What padding?"

The way it really was

"What's the big deal? When I was in the war, damn near everybody wore khakis!"

"Forget it, Jake. It's Funkytown."

"Why Sergeant O'Brien! You startled me."

"I want to study you a moment as you are."

"Now, this little scarf is just to give you that completely dressed feeling."

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

"Too 'Book of Genesis'?"

"10th Anniversary Woodstock Reunion'

"Wheel, schmeel—check these babies out!"