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Amish Time-Out

Hippy!

"Too 'Book of Genesis'?"

"Wheel, schmeel—check these babies out!"

'Half-baked beans, low fat variety' "Who says we have no taste?"

'I'm too hot to trot.'

Old rocker.

"Of course, on casual Fridays I'm the fifties Elvis."

Old hippie gives peace sign.

'I know I complimented you on that outfit last time you wore it, but that was in 1980.'

"So what if people do laugh? The world can use a little more laughter, can't it?"

Ralph Rackstraw HMS Pinafore

Why Do Old Hippies Smile?

"He's deliciously vintage."

"If there's any one lesson we've learned from the eighties, it's how to shop!"

1930's Lady.

"You love anything tacky, don't you?"

'My old Nehru suit! And in a pocket there's still a bottle of aftershave lotion from the glove box of my '55 Nash Rambler.'

The Grecian Bend - Women's Fashion

Falloon's Menswear. Where it's always brown trouser time.

"I like that everything is mismatched. I just think it could be mismatched better."

Old Book Smell

An Old-Timer/An Old Codger/An Old Geezer

'Oh no! You're obviously smaller than me, Joy!' 'You're not fat, 'cause those pants were tight on me too Verl.'

Austin Powers

'Now I know why they called this airco model 'Marilyn Monroe'.'

Robin Hood Flies.

Marilyn Ghost

Ronald was born to Boogie but was stuck in a Square Dancing body.

Marilyn Monroe

"I remember a simpler time when the Sunday dinner tables were divided up for the adults and kids."

"Norman still has seventies flashbacks sometimes."

'Ha! Look at my stupid dad in his stupid drainpipe jeans!'

Three tailors block the street, forcing a passerby into their shop.