Retro Fashion Fans Gifts

'Wow...so you became a...wow..er...and how is the pimping trade nowadays?'

Rip Van Yuppie

Back to School '95

Lifes a bitch & then you tie dye

"Remember...the cigarette would rest elegantly in your finger, gliding towards the left corner of your mouth. Now we have to take a train to New Jersey to smoke!"

"Too 'Book of Genesis'?"

"Wheel, schmeel—check these babies out!"

"Of course, on casual Fridays I'm the fifties Elvis."

"I'm just saying, maybe we wouldn't need the swords if we didn't wear these clothes."

"So what if people do laugh? The world can use a little more laughter, can't it?"

Ralph Rackstraw HMS Pinafore

Why Do Old Hippies Smile?

'My old Nehru suit! And in a pocket there's still a bottle of aftershave lotion from the glove box of my '55 Nash Rambler.'

Today, a special retro segment of The Fad Herald. It's the Fad Herald. Off the hook! Hey jive turkeys, here's what's not cool: Fossil fuels, dependence on Mideast oil, long gas lines. Here's what's groovy: Solar power, alternative fuels, energy independence. Can you dig? The world is changing, baby! Instead of solar panels, I'm buying a sweet 8-track player. Next week, a look ahead to 2040. What's out: Waiting in long lines to fill up the spacecraft with gas.

"You've got night fever."

Vintage Dresses: Your Frock Exchange

An Old-Timer/An Old Codger/An Old Geezer

'Oh no! You're obviously smaller than me, Joy!' 'You're not fat, 'cause those pants were tight on me too Verl.'

The African Plains during the 70's.

Marilyn Ghost

'Now I know why they called this airco model 'Marilyn Monroe'.'

Marilyn Monroe

"Norman still has seventies flashbacks sometimes."

'Ha! Look at my stupid dad in his stupid drainpipe jeans!'

Jeffrey N.: The Guy who managed to get the lead out of his pants, but they were still the wrong pants.

Like, Real Gone...

Three tailors block the street, forcing a passerby into their shop.

Lady in Blue Dress

Uncle Sam Fashion

Emergency: "Waiting long?"

"He's really awfully attractive, for twenty-eight."

Wooly mammoth. Polyester Mammoth.

"Don't go all retro on me - we're supposed to keep moving forwards."

'Hey, we're in style!'

'Bloomin Hippies!'