Retro Clothing Fan Gifts

"I'm just saying, maybe we wouldn't need the swords if we didn't wear these clothes."

"No Timmy, I don't think your pencil has system requirments or upgrades you can download from the internet."

"The weatherman said dress for the mid 70's. Bob was elated." "Much. Too. Sexy."

"Too 'Book of Genesis'?"

Early Adopter...Early Opt-Outer

"Wheel, schmeel—check these babies out!"

'I'm too hot to trot.'

Gramophone dreams of mp3 player.

Old rocker.

Instructions for Bow Tie Wearers

An old-time engineer enters the cockpit on a flight.

"Of course, on casual Fridays I'm the fifties Elvis."

The perfect choice for president?... Stephen Colbert!

"Do you do much walking?"

"So what if people do laugh? The world can use a little more laughter, can't it?"

Ralph Rackstraw HMS Pinafore

"Remember you told me to put my client list on my computer."

Why Do Old Hippies Smile?

Draw!

The Dandy

Punk rocker passing punk codger in street.

"The next song is for all you unreconstructed commies, who are still in love with their tractors."

'Sir, we need to upgrade our technology. We've used up our last roll of ticker tape.'

An Old-Timer/An Old Codger/An Old Geezer

'Oh no! You're obviously smaller than me, Joy!' 'You're not fat, 'cause those pants were tight on me too Verl.'

"Now that I've invented it, I have-this odd compulsion to hold it in my hand whenever I go and glance at it incessantly."

'I just found out my vintage Roy Rogers lunch box is worth more than my 401k.'

'If you don't want to go digital, fine, but if you're going to store film in our cooler you have to save room some soda and beer."

'It's called a 'hat' -- you tip it to women instead of hitting them over the head with a club.'

World Of Cow - 'If you must know, it's my Birthday and I happen to be great friends with Bob Dylan.'

We choose to send a cow to the moon and do the other things. Not because they are hard, but because it'll be darn funny!

"I just don't know what we'd have done without our subscription these past 25 years."

Marilyn Ghost

Marilyn Monroe

Hip Operation