Vintage Fashion Fan Gifts

Oh! The Merry Merry Month of May!

Man in top hat and tails waiting to cross road, traffic lights read 'Don't Dance'.

Instructions for Bow Tie Wearers

Hairdrasser offering lady a chair

Trilby - 'Et maintenant dors, ma mignonne!'

Masked Ball

"And thanks again, Greg. It was divine."

Two victorian women sitting on a bobbin

"Who's your tailor?"

The Dandy

Purple dress

Victorian Secret

"You wanted a mink stole. Well I think it's mink and someone certainly stole it!"

'Dang it! The gals out here leave little to a feller's imagination.'

'It's called a 'hat' -- you tip it to women instead of hitting them over the head with a club.'

January, Febuary, Mortuary.

Why are you dressed like that? It's the James Dean look.

'He's a little old fashion, but it's his love for red meat that bothers me.'

'You were right about the wide ties and the cuffs, Randall, but the coonskin cap will nerver come back.'

The ear patch craze was short-lived.

"They listen to weird music, dress funny and you don't dare go into the bathroom after they've been in there!"

Railway porter and passenger.

The Ladies of the Creation - Bloomerism. - No. VII. - Bloomerism in a ball-room.

I found the most amazing Youtube show. It's about an angel who helps people. Oh yeah? Yeah. And he drives around with some burly guy with a big beard. They wear '80s clothes and don't have any special effects. It's a perfect period show. Wait … are you talking about "Highway to Heaven"? That's not a period show, that was made in the '80s. Even you have to know that. Thanks for ruining it for me.

"They make me look hippy, right?"

Demure lady with gloves

"I'm sure you'll grow into it, darling."

"Too 'Book of Genesis'?"

"Oh to be young and in love and wear things cut on the bias."

The Elliot Ness monster.

"Wheel, schmeel—check these babies out!"

'I met him on a Monday and my heart stood still (would you believe?)')

Best before 65 million BC.

High Riders of the Old West

"I'm just saying, maybe we wouldn't need the swords if we didn't wear these clothes."