Fashion Throwback Fan Gifts

"I can't right now. My spurs are stuck together."

"No Timmy, I don't think your pencil has system requirments or upgrades you can download from the internet."

"Too 'Book of Genesis'?"

"Wheel, schmeel—check these babies out!"

Early Adopter...Early Opt-Outer

'I'm too hot to trot.'

Gramophone dreams of mp3 player.

Best before 65 million BC.

Old rocker.

Instructions for Bow Tie Wearers

"I'm just saying, maybe we wouldn't need the swords if we didn't wear these clothes."

An old-time engineer enters the cockpit on a flight.

The perfect choice for president?... Stephen Colbert!

"Do you do much walking?"

"Remember you told me to put my client list on my computer."

Draw!

Adult Barbershop

'..It's just that with all your amazing powers of deduction and elimination, Holmes, I'm just a little surprised that the best solution you can come up with for seeing off the hound of the Baskervilles, is to 'chase them across the moors with a hoover. up

The Dandy

Punk rocker passing punk codger in street.

Analysis of Beauty - Plate II.

"The next song is for all you unreconstructed commies, who are still in love with their tractors."

'Sir, we need to upgrade our technology. We've used up our last roll of ticker tape.'

An Old-Timer/An Old Codger/An Old Geezer

"Now that I've invented it, I have-this odd compulsion to hold it in my hand whenever I go and glance at it incessantly."

"I just don't know what we'd have done without our subscription these past 25 years."

'It's called a 'hat' -- you tip it to women instead of hitting them over the head with a club.'

World Of Cow - 'If you must know, it's my Birthday and I happen to be great friends with Bob Dylan.'

We choose to send a cow to the moon and do the other things. Not because they are hard, but because it'll be darn funny!

'I just found out my vintage Roy Rogers lunch box is worth more than my 401k.'

'If you don't want to go digital, fine, but if you're going to store film in our cooler you have to save room some soda and beer."

Girl who had a bowl of trifle spilt over her dress at her court presentation party the night before

Marilyn Monroe

Hip Operation

Masked Ball