Fashion Throwback Fan Gifts

"I can't right now. My spurs are stuck together."

"No Timmy, I don't think your pencil has system requirments or upgrades you can download from the internet."

"Too 'Book of Genesis'?"

"Wheel, schmeel—check these babies out!"

'I'm too hot to trot.'

Best before 65 million BC.

Gramophone dreams of mp3 player.

Old rocker.

Instructions for Bow Tie Wearers

An old-time engineer enters the cockpit on a flight.

"I'm just saying, maybe we wouldn't need the swords if we didn't wear these clothes."

"Do you do much walking?"

"Remember you told me to put my client list on my computer."

Draw!

'..It's just that with all your amazing powers of deduction and elimination, Holmes, I'm just a little surprised that the best solution you can come up with for seeing off the hound of the Baskervilles, is to 'chase them across the moors with a hoover. up

The Dandy

Adult Barbershop

Punk rocker passing punk codger in street.

Analysis of Beauty - Plate II.

"The next song is for all you unreconstructed commies, who are still in love with their tractors."

'Sir, we need to upgrade our technology. We've used up our last roll of ticker tape.'

An Old-Timer/An Old Codger/An Old Geezer

"Now that I've invented it, I have-this odd compulsion to hold it in my hand whenever I go and glance at it incessantly."

'If you don't want to go digital, fine, but if you're going to store film in our cooler you have to save room some soda and beer."

We choose to send a cow to the moon and do the other things. Not because they are hard, but because it'll be darn funny!

Girl who had a bowl of trifle spilt over her dress at her court presentation party the night before

"I just don't know what we'd have done without our subscription these past 25 years."

'It's called a 'hat' -- you tip it to women instead of hitting them over the head with a club.'

Hip Operation

Masked Ball

Victorian Secret