Retro Fashion Fan Gifts

Spiv.

'Everything's fine. Your dad just bought one of these 'How-to-talk-to-teenagers' videos...'

Simpler Times

'If you're not eligible by age, you certainly are, based on how high you wear your pants.'

An Old-Timer/An Old Codger/An Old Geezer

Marilyn Monroe

"Wheel, schmeel—check these babies out!"

'Weeell. . . looks like you've got a mullet infection.'

Dexy's Midnight Run

"He's really awfully attractive, for twenty-eight."

I think getting a tattoo is a mistake. . .stop.

High Platform Diving

A guitar dances with a woman.

"Good news, all the tests indicate the pain and swelling are a result of wearing your pants too high."

"The board wants me to retire. They offered me a golden parachute pants deal."

"Too 'Book of Genesis'?"

Anoraknids - 'I'd say it's a breathable gortex type material...' 'Or perhaps a double seamed retro look kagool?'

Man in tiny roming boat offers to rescue a lady in a huge dress

First Steps In Surfing.

Scarlet Letter

'The retro look is all the rage lately.'

"We're a highly advanced race. Except for the mullets."

I can't wait to tease Grandma about these pictures of her in the 1960's...when she ironed her hair but not her clothes!

'Remind me again, are we hopeless old has-beens or fashionable retro?'

"Where do you see yourself in five years time?"

"Can I use your bathroom?"

'You told me I'd need good shoes for this job. I had a better idea...'

"No Timmy, I don't think your pencil has system requirments or upgrades you can download from the internet."

Early Adopter...Early Opt-Outer

Gramophone dreams of mp3 player.

'I'm too hot to trot.'

Old rocker.

Instructions for Bow Tie Wearers

An old-time engineer enters the cockpit on a flight.

"Of course, on casual Fridays I'm the fifties Elvis."