Retro Fashion Enthusiasts Gifts

"Oh no! Are bellbottoms back in fashion again?!"

Laundry in the 80's.

"Too 'Book of Genesis'?"

"Wheel, schmeel—check these babies out!"

"Of course, on casual Fridays I'm the fifties Elvis."

"I'm just saying, maybe we wouldn't need the swords if we didn't wear these clothes."

'I know I complimented you on that outfit last time you wore it, but that was in 1980.'

"So what if people do laugh? The world can use a little more laughter, can't it?"

1930's Lady.

Why Do Old Hippies Smile?

Ralph Rackstraw HMS Pinafore

Today, a special retro segment of The Fad Herald. It's the Fad Herald. Off the hook! Hey jive turkeys, here's what's not cool: Fossil fuels, dependence on Mideast oil, long gas lines. Here's what's groovy: Solar power, alternative fuels, energy independence. Can you dig? The world is changing, baby! Instead of solar panels, I'm buying a sweet 8-track player. Next week, a look ahead to 2040. What's out: Waiting in long lines to fill up the spacecraft with gas.

'My old Nehru suit! And in a pocket there's still a bottle of aftershave lotion from the glove box of my '55 Nash Rambler.'

The Grecian Bend - Women's Fashion

"You've got night fever."

Vintage Dresses: Your Frock Exchange

An Old-Timer/An Old Codger/An Old Geezer

'Oh no! You're obviously smaller than me, Joy!' 'You're not fat, 'cause those pants were tight on me too Verl.'

Austin Powers

Marilyn Ghost

'Now I know why they called this airco model 'Marilyn Monroe'.'

Robin Hood Flies.

The African Plains during the 70's.

Marilyn Monroe

"Norman still has seventies flashbacks sometimes."

Lady in Blue Dress

"I advise you to take it, Madam, before Washington puts its foot down."

'Ha! Look at my stupid dad in his stupid drainpipe jeans!'

Jeffrey N.: The Guy who managed to get the lead out of his pants, but they were still the wrong pants.

"So nice to see things 'a la financiere' again."

Like, Real Gone...

Uncle Sam Fashion

Three tailors block the street, forcing a passerby into their shop.

Emergency: "Waiting long?"

"Er! Exactly when was this 'dress for success' book you've been reading written?"